When we asked professional bartender Grady-of-No-Last-Name to come up with some fast, uncomplicated, and deliciously boozy drinks using Kill Cliff products, we sent him a bunch of cans. Lots of cans. So many cans of Kill Cliff drinks that he dared open TWO at one time.
In the interest of, sure, science, Grady popped open a Kill Cliff CBD Strawberry Daze, with electrolytes, B-vitamins, no sugar, and 25mg of clean CBD; he also opened a Kill Cliff CBD Mango Tango, also with electrolytes, B-vitamins, and no sugar, as well as 25mg of the cleanest CBD in the business.
For this recipe, Grady calls on his misspent youth during his college days imbibing at the frat house from plastic trashcans of whatever liquor his underaged classmates could pilfer from the liquor store—and mix them all together. Some call it a Hairy Buffalo. Some call it a bad idea.
But Grady is nostalgic, and not stupid. We’ll let him explain the idea behind what he’s calling…
THE ERUDITE HOUSE PARTY
Everyone remembers (or sometimes doesn’t) the college punch bowl, an amalgamation of whatever liquor and flavor the local frat or sorority could dredge up.
Well, what if we came up with something vaguely similar but doesn’t taste bad, didn’t riddle you with regret for the rest of your 20s, and have some arguable health benefits to boot? And, best of all, what if it’s absolutely delicious as well?
The Erudite House Party
1-ounce Tropical Bacardi Rum
1-ounce New Amsterdam Pineapple Vodka
1-ounce 1800 Coconut Tequila
1.5-ounce Devita Kombucha Pineapple Peach
3-ounces Strawberry Daze
1.5-ounces Mango Tango
Pour it all into a shaker with ice. Give it—this is important—a single solid shake. Like you mean it. Look your guests in the eye. Serve in chilled glass or set it up like a row of shooters.